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Uncle Sam

David 14 Jul 2019

What is Uncle Sam's favorite snack? Fire-crackers!

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Bread

David 6 Jun 2019

Why is bread so lazy? It just loafs around.

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Pianist

David 12 Apr 2019

What's a pianist's favorite sandwich? A Tune-a Sandwich.

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Cannibal

David 4 Dec 2018

What is a cannibal's favorite to-go food? Finger food.

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Shredding Cheese

David 31 Jul 2018

I always had issues shredding cheese. However, I have grater problems to deal with.

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Space Rocks

David 3 Jul 2018

Why was the space rock tastier than the earth rock? It's a little meatier.

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Pickle

David 14 Jun 2018

The pickle had a good birthday. She really relished it.

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No Arms

David 23 May 2018

Did you hear about the guy with no arms and his sandwich? He didn't make it.

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Cowboy

David 7 Nov 2017

If you wear cowboy clothes on a farm, are you ranch dressing?

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Waffle

David 23 Jun 2017

What do you call a waffle lying on a beach in California? Sandy eggo.

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Uncle Sam

David 14 Jul 2019

What is Uncle Sam's favorite snack? Fire-crackers!

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Bread

David 6 Jun 2019

Why is bread so lazy? It just loafs around.

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Pianist

David 12 Apr 2019

What's a pianist's favorite sandwich? A Tune-a Sandwich.

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Cannibal

David 4 Dec 2018

What is a cannibal's favorite to-go food? Finger food.

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Shredding Cheese

David 31 Jul 2018

I always had issues shredding cheese. However, I have grater problems to deal with.

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Space Rocks

David 3 Jul 2018

Why was the space rock tastier than the earth rock? It's a little meatier.

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Pickle

David 14 Jun 2018

The pickle had a good birthday. She really relished it.

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No Arms

David 23 May 2018

Did you hear about the guy with no arms and his sandwich? He didn't make it.

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Cowboy

David 7 Nov 2017

If you wear cowboy clothes on a farm, are you ranch dressing?

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Waffle

David 23 Jun 2017

What do you call a waffle lying on a beach in California? Sandy eggo.

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Uncle Sam

Bread

Pianist

Cannibal

Shredding Cheese

Space Rocks

Pickle

No Arms

Cowboy

Waffle

Uncle Sam

Bread

Pianist

Cannibal

Shredding Cheese

Space Rocks

Pickle

No Arms

Cowboy

Waffle

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Punatorium Merch

Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

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