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Lance

David 30 Jun 2022

I don't have any friends named Lance, but I'm sure if I lived in medieval times, I'd have friends named Lance a Lot.

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Rich

David 2 Apr 2021

I have a friend who's very rich. It's from all the fortune cookies they ate.

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Friends

David 12 Mar 2021

My friends go with me when we try new foods. They're my taste buds.

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Trampolines

David 25 Feb 2021

I wanted to use my friend's trampoline but they told me to bounce.

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Upholstery

David 5 Dec 2020

My friend fell into an upholstery machine. He was recovered.

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Money

David 23 Nov 2020

My friend makes a million dollars a day. He works at the mint.

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Ghosts

David 6 Oct 2020

Why can't ghosts go trick or treating with friends? They have no body to go with.

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Mountaineer

David 28 May 2019

Don't ever become friends with a mountaineer. Things tend to get rocky. It's a rough relationship to say the least.

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House Boats

David 24 May 2019

My best friend lived in the house boat next door. We eventually drifted apart though.

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Camouflage

David 22 Oct 2018

My friend wanted to buy a camouflage jacket, but I couldn't see them wearing it.

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Lance

David 30 Jun 2022

I don't have any friends named Lance, but I'm sure if I lived in medieval times, I'd have friends named Lance a Lot.

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Rich

David 2 Apr 2021

I have a friend who's very rich. It's from all the fortune cookies they ate.

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Friends

David 12 Mar 2021

My friends go with me when we try new foods. They're my taste buds.

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Trampolines

David 25 Feb 2021

I wanted to use my friend's trampoline but they told me to bounce.

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Upholstery

David 5 Dec 2020

My friend fell into an upholstery machine. He was recovered.

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Money

David 23 Nov 2020

My friend makes a million dollars a day. He works at the mint.

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Ghosts

David 6 Oct 2020

Why can't ghosts go trick or treating with friends? They have no body to go with.

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Mountaineer

David 28 May 2019

Don't ever become friends with a mountaineer. Things tend to get rocky. It's a rough relationship to say the least.

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House Boats

David 24 May 2019

My best friend lived in the house boat next door. We eventually drifted apart though.

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Camouflage

David 22 Oct 2018

My friend wanted to buy a camouflage jacket, but I couldn't see them wearing it.

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Lance

Rich

Friends

Trampolines

Upholstery

Money

Ghosts

Mountaineer

House Boats

Camouflage

Lance

Rich

Friends

Trampolines

Upholstery

Money

Ghosts

Mountaineer

House Boats

Camouflage

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

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