Check out the Punatorium Merchandise Shop! Help support the costs to keep this website up and get some sweet pun swag in the process.
I have a pet who loves to float and signal boats in the water. He's a good buoy.
My friend makes a million dollars a day. He works at the mint.
I thought about being a financial advisor. With my background in money, it makes a lot of cents.
I got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
How do morticians make money? They urn it.
I got a career through learning lock picking. It's opened up so many doors.
Being in the window repair business can be pane-full.
If you knead dough, you could get a job as a baker.
I tried becoming a pilot, but that never got off the ground.
I attempted to be a body builder, I just wasn't a good fit. It didn't work out.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!