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Garden

David

I suspected my neighbor would throw extra dirt in my garden. When I confronted them, they just shrugged. The plot thickens...

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Postcards

David

My friend sent me a postcard with a pun on it. I didn't get it.

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Ireland

David

If the population of Ireland grew twice it's size, it would be Dublin in size.

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Dinosaur

David

What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words? A Thesaurus.

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Thesaurus

David

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.

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Pisa

David

The Tower of Pisa is considered minimalist art, it's very lean.

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Snowman

David

What happens when a snowman throws a temper tantrum? It has a meltdown.

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Physicist

David

My physicist friend always tells inappropriate jokes about the 5th dimension. It's never the time or place.

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Mortician

David

How do morticians make money? They urn it.

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Prime

David

Dying at the age of 101 would be dying at your prime.

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Garden

David

I suspected my neighbor would throw extra dirt in my garden. When I confronted them, they just shrugged. The plot thickens...

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Postcards

David

My friend sent me a postcard with a pun on it. I didn't get it.

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Ireland

David

If the population of Ireland grew twice it's size, it would be Dublin in size.

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Dinosaur

David

What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words? A Thesaurus.

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Thesaurus

David

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.

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Pisa

David

The Tower of Pisa is considered minimalist art, it's very lean.

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Snowman

David

What happens when a snowman throws a temper tantrum? It has a meltdown.

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Physicist

David

My physicist friend always tells inappropriate jokes about the 5th dimension. It's never the time or place.

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Mortician

David

How do morticians make money? They urn it.

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Prime

David

Dying at the age of 101 would be dying at your prime.

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