I hire waiters for all of my business meetings. They bring a lot to the table.

There is a joke about a tall wall, but you won't get it, it just goes over your head. I'm still trying to get over it.

Don't ever become friends with a mountaineer. Things tend to get rocky. It's a rough relationship to say the least.

A person was building the frame house when their boss came by and told them how to properly build it. It was constructive criticism.

A construction worker was taken to court by his boss for putting his hands in wet pavement. His boss won because he had concrete evidence. It really cemented the case.

My best friend lived in the house boat next door. We eventually drifted apart though.

A cow that can't produce milk is an udder failure.

Inventing the number zero took no effort. It was nothing.

Why don't ants get sick? They have little anty bodies.

I prefer lanterns over long books. I'm a fan of light reading.