David - Punatorium (Page 2)

Scuba Diver

David 12 Aug 2022

I used work as a professional scuba diver, but I couldn't handle the pressure.

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Dog Names

David 8 Aug 2022

I named my dog Whiskey because he's a hard licker.

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Lance

David 30 Jun 2022

I don't have any friends named Lance, but I'm sure if I lived in medieval times, I'd have friends named Lance a Lot.

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Snipers

David 25 Jun 2022

I used to work as a nighttime sniper. My job was nice, but knowing how it would all turn out was always a shot in the dark.

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Helium Factory

David 10 Nov 2021

I fired someone at the helium factory today. I couldn't stand being spoken to in that tone of voice.

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Bomb Squad

David 7 Nov 2021

I got fired from the bomb squad yesterday. It's a shame because I had a blast on my first day.

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Pregancy

David 26 Oct 2021

Pregnant women are the only real body builders.

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Ghost

David 11 Oct 2021

What kind of street does a ghost like the best? A dead end.

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Exorcism

David 8 Oct 2021

If you don't pay for your exorcism, will you be repossessed?

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Haunted Homes

David 5 Oct 2021

Why did the haunted house dislike storms? Rain dampens its spirits.

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Scuba Diver

David 12 Aug 2022

I used work as a professional scuba diver, but I couldn't handle the pressure.

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Dog Names

David 8 Aug 2022

I named my dog Whiskey because he's a hard licker.

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Lance

David 30 Jun 2022

I don't have any friends named Lance, but I'm sure if I lived in medieval times, I'd have friends named Lance a Lot.

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Snipers

David 25 Jun 2022

I used to work as a nighttime sniper. My job was nice, but knowing how it would all turn out was always a shot in the dark.

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Helium Factory

David 10 Nov 2021

I fired someone at the helium factory today. I couldn't stand being spoken to in that tone of voice.

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Bomb Squad

David 7 Nov 2021

I got fired from the bomb squad yesterday. It's a shame because I had a blast on my first day.

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Pregancy

David 26 Oct 2021

Pregnant women are the only real body builders.

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Ghost

David 11 Oct 2021

What kind of street does a ghost like the best? A dead end.

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Exorcism

David 8 Oct 2021

If you don't pay for your exorcism, will you be repossessed?

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Haunted Homes

David 5 Oct 2021

Why did the haunted house dislike storms? Rain dampens its spirits.

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Scuba Diver

Dog Names

Lance

Snipers

Helium Factory

Bomb Squad

Pregancy

Ghost

Exorcism

Haunted Homes

Scuba Diver

Dog Names

Lance

Snipers

Helium Factory

Bomb Squad

Pregancy

Ghost

Exorcism

Haunted Homes

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

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