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Umbrellas

David

I don't trust umbrellas. They're kind of shady  

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Horse

David

People always tell me to get off my high horse. To that I say, neigh!

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Beer

David

What do you call a giant ship built out of beer cans? A boose cruise.

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Piano stores

David

Why do skeletons like piano stores? It's where they buy their organs!

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Java

David

Why wasn't the Java developer able to read any of their code? Because they didn't C#.

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Circles

David

The ability to draw a perfect circle requires being well rounded.

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Pilgrims

David

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Turkey

David

What's a turkey's favorite song? "All about that baste"

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Wishbone

David

I fought my friend for the wishbone. We might have gone too far when things snapped.

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Romans

David

What do you call a Roman warrior who is always happy? A gladiator.

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Umbrellas

David

I don't trust umbrellas. They're kind of shady  

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Horse

David

People always tell me to get off my high horse. To that I say, neigh!

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Beer

David

What do you call a giant ship built out of beer cans? A boose cruise.

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Piano stores

David

Why do skeletons like piano stores? It's where they buy their organs!

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Java

David

Why wasn't the Java developer able to read any of their code? Because they didn't C#.

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Circles

David

The ability to draw a perfect circle requires being well rounded.

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Pilgrims

David

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Turkey

David

What's a turkey's favorite song? "All about that baste"

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Wishbone

David

I fought my friend for the wishbone. We might have gone too far when things snapped.

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Romans

David

What do you call a Roman warrior who is always happy? A gladiator.

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