David - Punatorium (Page 25)

Beer

David 3 Jan 2020

What do you call a giant ship built out of beer cans? A boose cruise.

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Piano stores

David 1 Jan 2020

Why do skeletons like piano stores? It's where they buy their organs!

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Java

David 10 Dec 2019

Why wasn't the Java developer able to read any of their code? Because they didn't C#.

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Circles

David 30 Nov 2019

The ability to draw a perfect circle requires being well rounded.

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Pilgrims

David 28 Nov 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Turkey

David 28 Nov 2019

What's a turkey's favorite song? "All about that baste"

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Wishbone

David 27 Nov 2019

I fought my friend for the wishbone. We might have gone too far when things snapped.

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Romans

David 25 Nov 2019

What do you call a Roman warrior who is always happy? A gladiator.

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Window

David 22 Nov 2019

Being in the window repair business can be pane-full.

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Time

David 20 Nov 2019

Someone finally told me my first 4th dimension joke today. It was about time.

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Beer

David 3 Jan 2020

What do you call a giant ship built out of beer cans? A boose cruise.

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Piano stores

David 1 Jan 2020

Why do skeletons like piano stores? It's where they buy their organs!

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Java

David 10 Dec 2019

Why wasn't the Java developer able to read any of their code? Because they didn't C#.

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Circles

David 30 Nov 2019

The ability to draw a perfect circle requires being well rounded.

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Pilgrims

David 28 Nov 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Turkey

David 28 Nov 2019

What's a turkey's favorite song? "All about that baste"

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Wishbone

David 27 Nov 2019

I fought my friend for the wishbone. We might have gone too far when things snapped.

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Romans

David 25 Nov 2019

What do you call a Roman warrior who is always happy? A gladiator.

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Window

David 22 Nov 2019

Being in the window repair business can be pane-full.

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Time

David 20 Nov 2019

Someone finally told me my first 4th dimension joke today. It was about time.

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Beer

Piano stores

Java

Circles

Pilgrims

Turkey

Wishbone

Romans

Window

Time

Beer

Piano stores

Java

Circles

Pilgrims

Turkey

Wishbone

Romans

Window

Time

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

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