Have you seen the scenery on the moon? It's out of this world.

Never try to argue with a guitarist. They always strike a chord.

A Roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says "I'd like five beers please."

A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"

I hire waiters for all of my business meetings. They bring a lot to the table.

There is a joke about a tall wall, but you won't get it, it just goes over your head. I'm still trying to get over it.

Don't ever become friends with a mountaineer. Things tend to get rocky. It's a rough relationship to say the least.

A person was building the frame house when their boss came by and told them how to properly build it. It was constructive criticism.

A construction worker was taken to court by his boss for putting his hands in wet pavement. His boss won because he had concrete evidence. It really cemented the case.

A string walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The string walks out, torn about what happened. He becomes so upset he becomes tied up with the idea of it. The string returns to the bar to confront the bartender and the bartender asks "Didn't I already kick you out?" The string replied "I'm a frayed knot."