David - Punatorium (Page 40)

Military meetings

David 20 Oct 2018

Why was the general not wearing any pants? He was debriefed.

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Sheep in trouble

David 12 Oct 2018

I rode a sheep out of town when I was wanted by the cops. I was on the lamb.

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Not for Touching

David 12 Oct 2018

Don't touch your eyes, they're only for looking.

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Digging Holes

David 20 Sep 2018

Digging holes is boring.

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Elephant

David 19 Sep 2018

My friend moved into a new house, so I bought them an elephant for their room. They thanked me but I said "Don't mention it".

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Giant Whales

David 19 Sep 2018

How do you escape a giant whale after being eaten? You run until you're pooped out.

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Cost of Gas

David 19 Sep 2018

I can't believe the prices of natural gases. Helium keeps going up!

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Pony

David 12 Sep 2018

I couldn't understand the pony. He was a little hoarse.

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Watches

David 11 Sep 2018

I attached watches end to end to make a belt. It was a waist of time.

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Vodka

David 11 Sep 2018

Someone splashed vodka on me, which hurt because it was hard liquor.

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Military meetings

David 20 Oct 2018

Why was the general not wearing any pants? He was debriefed.

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Sheep in trouble

David 12 Oct 2018

I rode a sheep out of town when I was wanted by the cops. I was on the lamb.

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Not for Touching

David 12 Oct 2018

Don't touch your eyes, they're only for looking.

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Digging Holes

David 20 Sep 2018

Digging holes is boring.

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Elephant

David 19 Sep 2018

My friend moved into a new house, so I bought them an elephant for their room. They thanked me but I said "Don't mention it".

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Giant Whales

David 19 Sep 2018

How do you escape a giant whale after being eaten? You run until you're pooped out.

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Cost of Gas

David 19 Sep 2018

I can't believe the prices of natural gases. Helium keeps going up!

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Pony

David 12 Sep 2018

I couldn't understand the pony. He was a little hoarse.

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Watches

David 11 Sep 2018

I attached watches end to end to make a belt. It was a waist of time.

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Vodka

David 11 Sep 2018

Someone splashed vodka on me, which hurt because it was hard liquor.

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Military meetings

Sheep in trouble

Not for Touching

Digging Holes

Elephant

Giant Whales

Cost of Gas

Pony

Watches

Vodka

Military meetings

Sheep in trouble

Not for Touching

Digging Holes

Elephant

Giant Whales

Cost of Gas

Pony

Watches

Vodka

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Punatorium Merch

Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

Raindrops wearing bowties - Rainbow