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Plateaus

David 19 Jan 2021

Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.

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Math Textbooks

David 17 Jan 2021

Why was the Math textbook at the psychiatrist? Because it has a lot of problems that need to be worked out.

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Countries

David 15 Jan 2021

What country is it obvious that you're no longer there? Uganda.

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Clowns

David 13 Jan 2021

Which planet does a circus travel from? Saturn, because it has 3 rings.

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Gas

David 11 Jan 2021

I don't understand odorless gas. They don't make scents.

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Secret Agents

David 22 Dec 2020

Why are secret agents always so well rested? Because they're always undercover.

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Owls

David 17 Dec 2020

Why are owls who lose their voice such rebels? They don't give a hoot.

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Bath

David 15 Dec 2020

Last I time I took a bath I got a sunburn. Last time I try sunbathing!

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Pork Roast

David 13 Dec 2020

When I'm sad, I like to make pork roast. This gives me a shoulder to cry on.

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Missionary

David 11 Dec 2020

What is a missionary's favorite type of car? A convertible.

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Plateaus

David 19 Jan 2021

Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.

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Math Textbooks

David 17 Jan 2021

Why was the Math textbook at the psychiatrist? Because it has a lot of problems that need to be worked out.

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Countries

David 15 Jan 2021

What country is it obvious that you're no longer there? Uganda.

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Clowns

David 13 Jan 2021

Which planet does a circus travel from? Saturn, because it has 3 rings.

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Gas

David 11 Jan 2021

I don't understand odorless gas. They don't make scents.

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Secret Agents

David 22 Dec 2020

Why are secret agents always so well rested? Because they're always undercover.

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Owls

David 17 Dec 2020

Why are owls who lose their voice such rebels? They don't give a hoot.

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Bath

David 15 Dec 2020

Last I time I took a bath I got a sunburn. Last time I try sunbathing!

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Pork Roast

David 13 Dec 2020

When I'm sad, I like to make pork roast. This gives me a shoulder to cry on.

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Missionary

David 11 Dec 2020

What is a missionary's favorite type of car? A convertible.

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Plateaus

Math Textbooks

Countries

Clowns

Gas

Secret Agents

Owls

Bath

Pork Roast

Missionary

Plateaus

Math Textbooks

Countries

Clowns

Gas

Secret Agents

Owls

Bath

Pork Roast

Missionary

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Punatorium Merch

Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

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