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Ignition

David

I get aroused by car keys when I use them to start my car. Such a turn on.

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Pilots

David

Why did the airplane pilot fail to land safely? He learned to fly by taking a crash course.

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Wanders

David

Why were the traveling wanderers always happy? They were nomads.

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Solar Energy

David

I imagine using the sun for solar energy is a bright idea. I can't see it happening though.

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Painters

David

Why is painting a dangerous hobby? You have a lot of strokes.

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Parrots

David

I bought a parrot yesterday. The reason? Speaks for itself!

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Stone

David

I carved a guitar pick out of a boulder. It is used for rock music.

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Holy Water

David

How do you create holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

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Ants

David

Are ants with male genitalia called uncles?

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Library

David

Why didn't the library that converted to a hotel every succeed? They were booked.

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Ignition

David

I get aroused by car keys when I use them to start my car. Such a turn on.

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Pilots

David

Why did the airplane pilot fail to land safely? He learned to fly by taking a crash course.

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Wanders

David

Why were the traveling wanderers always happy? They were nomads.

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Solar Energy

David

I imagine using the sun for solar energy is a bright idea. I can't see it happening though.

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Painters

David

Why is painting a dangerous hobby? You have a lot of strokes.

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Parrots

David

I bought a parrot yesterday. The reason? Speaks for itself!

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Stone

David

I carved a guitar pick out of a boulder. It is used for rock music.

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Holy Water

David

How do you create holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

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Ants

David

Are ants with male genitalia called uncles?

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Library

David

Why didn't the library that converted to a hotel every succeed? They were booked.

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