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Assembly

David

Why are Assembly programmers always wet? They work below C level.

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Statistics

David

They say that the average doesn't always represent the data accurately. I guess it just doesn't mean much.

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Cough

David

Do you cough so much that your coworkers won't let you cough at work? Need a place to cough in? Buy a coffin!

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Browsers

David

The best part about being a Web Browser is all the free cookies.

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Booleans

David

The best thing about Booleans is that even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

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Backups

David

Log backups are generally a good thing to have unless it's in the toilet.

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Telemarketer

David

The telemarketer respected peoples' privacy by putting his name on the neck of his shirt. This way he'd have a collar id.

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Calculator

David

My calculator is really something I can count on.

Get this on a shirt

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Dead Batteries

David

I only give away dead batteries; free of charge that is.

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Being Number 1

David

Being number 1 is odd.

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Assembly

David

Why are Assembly programmers always wet? They work below C level.

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Statistics

David

They say that the average doesn't always represent the data accurately. I guess it just doesn't mean much.

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Cough

David

Do you cough so much that your coworkers won't let you cough at work? Need a place to cough in? Buy a coffin!

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Browsers

David

The best part about being a Web Browser is all the free cookies.

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Booleans

David

The best thing about Booleans is that even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

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Backups

David

Log backups are generally a good thing to have unless it's in the toilet.

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Telemarketer

David

The telemarketer respected peoples' privacy by putting his name on the neck of his shirt. This way he'd have a collar id.

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Calculator

David

My calculator is really something I can count on.

Get this on a shirt

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Dead Batteries

David

I only give away dead batteries; free of charge that is.

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Being Number 1

David

Being number 1 is odd.

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