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Cake Candles

David 14 Jun 2018

Why did the person get heartburn after eating the cake? They ate the candles.

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Peter Pan

David 14 Jun 2018

What kind of cake does Peter Pan eat for his birthday? A Pan-cake.

Get this on a greeting card!

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Candles

David 14 Jun 2018

Did you hear about the birthday candle sale? It was a blow out!

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No Arms

David 23 May 2018

Did you hear about the guy with no arms and his sandwich? He didn't make it.

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Shrimp

David 23 May 2018

What is it called when a shrimp kills another? A krilling spree!

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Rollerblades

David 27 Feb 2018

Did you hear about the guy who tried to buy rollerblades for $0.50? I guess you could say he was a cheapskate.

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Feathers

David 18 Dec 2017

Why did the feather, laying next to the brick, ignite? It was lighter.

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Cowboy

David 7 Nov 2017

If you wear cowboy clothes on a farm, are you ranch dressing?

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Thirst

David 26 Aug 2017

Where would you go, if you were thirsty for a carbonated drink, but not that thirsty? Minisoda

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Sponges

David 20 Aug 2017

Can you imagine how much deeper the ocean would be if it weren't for sponges?

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Cake Candles

David 14 Jun 2018

Why did the person get heartburn after eating the cake? They ate the candles.

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Peter Pan

David 14 Jun 2018

What kind of cake does Peter Pan eat for his birthday? A Pan-cake.

Get this on a greeting card!

Tags:

Candles

David 14 Jun 2018

Did you hear about the birthday candle sale? It was a blow out!

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No Arms

David 23 May 2018

Did you hear about the guy with no arms and his sandwich? He didn't make it.

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Shrimp

David 23 May 2018

What is it called when a shrimp kills another? A krilling spree!

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Rollerblades

David 27 Feb 2018

Did you hear about the guy who tried to buy rollerblades for $0.50? I guess you could say he was a cheapskate.

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Feathers

David 18 Dec 2017

Why did the feather, laying next to the brick, ignite? It was lighter.

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Cowboy

David 7 Nov 2017

If you wear cowboy clothes on a farm, are you ranch dressing?

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Thirst

David 26 Aug 2017

Where would you go, if you were thirsty for a carbonated drink, but not that thirsty? Minisoda

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Sponges

David 20 Aug 2017

Can you imagine how much deeper the ocean would be if it weren't for sponges?

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Cake Candles

Peter Pan

Candles

No Arms

Shrimp

Rollerblades

Feathers

Cowboy

Thirst

Sponges

Cake Candles

Peter Pan

Candles

No Arms

Shrimp

Rollerblades

Feathers

Cowboy

Thirst

Sponges

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

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