Check out the Punatorium Merchandise Shop! Help support the costs to keep this website up and get some sweet pun swag in the process.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat cake on his birthday? He's stuffed.
Why did the person get heartburn after eating the cake? They ate the candles.
What kind of cake does Peter Pan eat for his birthday? A Pan-cake.
Get this on a greeting card!
Did you hear about the birthday candle sale? It was a blow out!
Did you hear about the guy with no arms and his sandwich? He didn't make it.
What is it called when a shrimp kills another? A krilling spree!
Did you hear about the guy who tried to buy rollerblades for $0.50? I guess you could say he was a cheapskate.
Why did the feather, laying next to the brick, ignite? It was lighter.
If you wear cowboy clothes on a farm, are you ranch dressing?
Where would you go, if you were thirsty for a carbonated drink, but not that thirsty? Minisoda
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!