A web page walks into pub and sees a bunch of web browsers sitting at the bar. The web page walks up and asks "Hey you want to take a load of this?". Chrome turns around and immediately says "no thanks, I think you're malicious". Firefox turns around and goes "Sorry I can't really understand your markup". Defeated, the web page walks away from the bar. Internet explorer turns around and locks up.

I store all my dad jokes in a dad-a-base.

What does a newborn computer call its father? Data.

If time is money, aren't ATMs time machines?

I got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

How do trees get on the internet? They log on.

My computer has an interstellar pub, it's a space bar.

Why did C++ reject C's proposal for going on a date? C has no class.

I used to be very good with Microsoft Office. My skills Excel others'. I had a great Outlook on my skills until you stole it. I'll get it back though, you have my Word.

The best part about being a Web Browser is all the free cookies.