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Coffee

David

What kind of crime does a coffee report to the police? A mugging.

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Interesting Animals

David

The least interesting animal has to be the boar.

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English

David

Did you hear about the English teacher that went to jail? It was an incomplete sentence.

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Financial Advisor

David

I thought about being a financial advisor. With my background in money, it makes a lot of cents.

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Pun Storage

David

I store all my dad jokes in a dad-a-base.

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Computers

David

What does a newborn computer call its father? Data.

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Penguins

David

Penguins don't like visiting Great Britain because they're afraid of Wales

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Sodium

David

I was trying to think of a sodium joke, but Na, I couldn't think of one.

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Cheese Factory

David

An explosion at the cheese factory bleu up everything. De brie was everywhere. The cause was due to the old building. It was destroyed fromage. Shredded to bits. The walls looked like swiss cheese.

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ATMs

David

If time is money, aren't ATMs time machines?

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Coffee

David

What kind of crime does a coffee report to the police? A mugging.

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Interesting Animals

David

The least interesting animal has to be the boar.

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English

David

Did you hear about the English teacher that went to jail? It was an incomplete sentence.

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Financial Advisor

David

I thought about being a financial advisor. With my background in money, it makes a lot of cents.

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Pun Storage

David

I store all my dad jokes in a dad-a-base.

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Computers

David

What does a newborn computer call its father? Data.

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Penguins

David

Penguins don't like visiting Great Britain because they're afraid of Wales

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Sodium

David

I was trying to think of a sodium joke, but Na, I couldn't think of one.

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Cheese Factory

David

An explosion at the cheese factory bleu up everything. De brie was everywhere. The cause was due to the old building. It was destroyed fromage. Shredded to bits. The walls looked like swiss cheese.

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ATMs

David

If time is money, aren't ATMs time machines?

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