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Accolades

David

If you hand someone mice as an accolade you are giving them preys.

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Mint

David

I put mint in my hot water. It's minty.

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Clock

David

When does the clock win? When it's one

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Traveling dog

David

How do dogs travel? By waggin'.

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Dog's Tail

David

Where does the dog go when it loses its tail? The retail store.

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Smoking

David

Smoking weed is a joint effort.

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Todo list

David

My friend tried smoking my todo list. He was high on my priorities.

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Root beer

David

If you put root beer in a square glass, does it become beer?

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Waffle

David

What do you call a waffle lying on a beach in California? Sandy eggo.

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Four Wheels

David

What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

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Accolades

David

If you hand someone mice as an accolade you are giving them preys.

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Mint

David

I put mint in my hot water. It's minty.

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Clock

David

When does the clock win? When it's one

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Traveling dog

David

How do dogs travel? By waggin'.

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Dog's Tail

David

Where does the dog go when it loses its tail? The retail store.

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Smoking

David

Smoking weed is a joint effort.

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Todo list

David

My friend tried smoking my todo list. He was high on my priorities.

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Root beer

David

If you put root beer in a square glass, does it become beer?

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Waffle

David

What do you call a waffle lying on a beach in California? Sandy eggo.

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Four Wheels

David

What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

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