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Shoes

David

I used to work at a shoe factory but got fired because I didn't put any soul into my work.

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Balloons

David

The cost to lift a house with balloons will go Up with inflation.

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Waffle Cars

David

My waffle maker made tiny waffle cars. It's the only time I enjoyed a traffic jam.

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Fortune Tellers

David

Where's a fortune teller's favorite place to take a vacation? Palm Beach.

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Hunting

David

I've never hunted bear, but I have been fishing in shorts.

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Nuclear

David

Why do the nuclear scientists always have spouses? Because they're just so radiant!

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Actors

David

Why do actors love their job so much? It's all play.

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Female Deers

David

Why did the female deer need to take out a loan? She wanted a few bucks.

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Astronauts

David

When do astronauts eat? At launch time!

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Water Droplets

David

Why are water droplets at high elevations tastier than at sea level? Because it's Mountain Dew.

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Shoes

David

I used to work at a shoe factory but got fired because I didn't put any soul into my work.

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Balloons

David

The cost to lift a house with balloons will go Up with inflation.

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Waffle Cars

David

My waffle maker made tiny waffle cars. It's the only time I enjoyed a traffic jam.

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Fortune Tellers

David

Where's a fortune teller's favorite place to take a vacation? Palm Beach.

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Hunting

David

I've never hunted bear, but I have been fishing in shorts.

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Nuclear

David

Why do the nuclear scientists always have spouses? Because they're just so radiant!

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Actors

David

Why do actors love their job so much? It's all play.

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Female Deers

David

Why did the female deer need to take out a loan? She wanted a few bucks.

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Astronauts

David

When do astronauts eat? At launch time!

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Water Droplets

David

Why are water droplets at high elevations tastier than at sea level? Because it's Mountain Dew.

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