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Hunting

David 9 Feb 2021

I've never hunted bear, but I have been fishing in shorts.

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Nuclear

David 7 Feb 2021

Why do the nuclear scientists always have spouses? Because they're just so radiant!

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Actors

David 5 Feb 2021

Why do actors love their job so much? It's all play.

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Female Deers

David 3 Feb 2021

Why did the female deer need to take out a loan? She wanted a few bucks.

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Astronauts

David 1 Feb 2021

When do astronauts eat? At launch time!

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Water Droplets

David 29 Jan 2021

Why are water droplets at high elevations tastier than at sea level? Because it's Mountain Dew.

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Pets

David 27 Jan 2021

I have a pet who loves to float and signal boats in the water. He's a good buoy.

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Dogs

David 25 Jan 2021

Why can't dogs get MRIs? Only CAT scan!

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Doctors

David 23 Jan 2021

A doctor who likes to audition for roles in a play broke his foot. Luckily he still made the cast.

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Feeling Down

David 21 Jan 2021

One day, I was feeling down and my friend said "It could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I think he meant well.

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Hunting

David 9 Feb 2021

I've never hunted bear, but I have been fishing in shorts.

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Nuclear

David 7 Feb 2021

Why do the nuclear scientists always have spouses? Because they're just so radiant!

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Actors

David 5 Feb 2021

Why do actors love their job so much? It's all play.

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Female Deers

David 3 Feb 2021

Why did the female deer need to take out a loan? She wanted a few bucks.

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Astronauts

David 1 Feb 2021

When do astronauts eat? At launch time!

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Water Droplets

David 29 Jan 2021

Why are water droplets at high elevations tastier than at sea level? Because it's Mountain Dew.

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Pets

David 27 Jan 2021

I have a pet who loves to float and signal boats in the water. He's a good buoy.

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Dogs

David 25 Jan 2021

Why can't dogs get MRIs? Only CAT scan!

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Doctors

David 23 Jan 2021

A doctor who likes to audition for roles in a play broke his foot. Luckily he still made the cast.

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Feeling Down

David 21 Jan 2021

One day, I was feeling down and my friend said "It could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I think he meant well.

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Hunting

Nuclear

Actors

Female Deers

Astronauts

Water Droplets

Pets

Dogs

Doctors

Feeling Down

Hunting

Nuclear

Actors

Female Deers

Astronauts

Water Droplets

Pets

Dogs

Doctors

Feeling Down

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Punatorium Merch

Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

Raindrops wearing bowties - Rainbow