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Optometrist

David

I used to work as an optometrist but I got fired because I lost focus.

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Helium Factory

David

I fired someone at the helium factory today. I couldn't stand being spoken to in that tone of voice.

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Bomb Squad

David

I got fired from the bomb squad yesterday. It's a shame because I had a blast on my first day.

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Shoes

David

I used to work at a shoe factory but got fired because I didn't put any soul into my work.

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Keyboards

David

I got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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Pilot

David

I tried becoming a pilot, but that never got off the ground.

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Clairvoyant

David

I got fired from my job as a clairvoyant. I didn't see it coming!

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Surgeon

David

I got fired from being a surgeon. I couldn't cut it.

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Mechanic

David

I got fired as a mechanic because I took too many breaks.

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Bank

David

I got fired from the bank because I lost interest in my work.

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Optometrist

David

I used to work as an optometrist but I got fired because I lost focus.

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Helium Factory

David

I fired someone at the helium factory today. I couldn't stand being spoken to in that tone of voice.

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Bomb Squad

David

I got fired from the bomb squad yesterday. It's a shame because I had a blast on my first day.

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Shoes

David

I used to work at a shoe factory but got fired because I didn't put any soul into my work.

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Keyboards

David

I got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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Pilot

David

I tried becoming a pilot, but that never got off the ground.

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Clairvoyant

David

I got fired from my job as a clairvoyant. I didn't see it coming!

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Surgeon

David

I got fired from being a surgeon. I couldn't cut it.

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Mechanic

David

I got fired as a mechanic because I took too many breaks.

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Bank

David

I got fired from the bank because I lost interest in my work.

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