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Pumpkin

David

How do you repair smashed pumpkins? With a pumpkin patch!

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Pumpkins

David

Why is it amazing that pumpkins are around on Halloween. They're usually flat from being squashed.

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Ghosts

David

Where do fashionable ghosts shop? At the boo-tique.

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Pets

David

I have the oldest living pet in the world. His name is Peeve.

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Ghosts

David

Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.

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Ghosts

David

Why can't ghosts go trick or treating with friends? They have no body to go with.

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Skeletons

David

Why don't skeletons get annoyed? They are unable to let anything get under their skin.

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Triangles

David

Why are triangles always so agreeable? Because you can always see their point.

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Owls

David

What do you call a fun babysitting Owl? A hoot-nanny

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Bees

David

I went bought a dozen bees from a beekeeper. I looked and saw I had 13 bees. Apparently it was a freebee.

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Pumpkin

David

How do you repair smashed pumpkins? With a pumpkin patch!

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Pumpkins

David

Why is it amazing that pumpkins are around on Halloween. They're usually flat from being squashed.

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Ghosts

David

Where do fashionable ghosts shop? At the boo-tique.

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Pets

David

I have the oldest living pet in the world. His name is Peeve.

Share :
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Ghosts

David

Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.

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Ghosts

David

Why can't ghosts go trick or treating with friends? They have no body to go with.

Share :
Tags:

Skeletons

David

Why don't skeletons get annoyed? They are unable to let anything get under their skin.

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Tags:

Triangles

David

Why are triangles always so agreeable? Because you can always see their point.

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Owls

David

What do you call a fun babysitting Owl? A hoot-nanny

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Bees

David

I went bought a dozen bees from a beekeeper. I looked and saw I had 13 bees. Apparently it was a freebee.

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