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Gate Builders

David

Why don’t gate builders have any enemies? Because they always mend fences.

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Quick sand

David

I've got a sinking feeling that I'm in quick sand...

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Books

David

Do you know how a book gets to be so think? It’s a long story.

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SQL

David

A SQL query walks into a bar, approaches 2 tables, and asks "Can I join you?"

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Heaven

David

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake.

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Elevators

David

My first time in an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time, it really let me down.

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Cows

David

Why don't you see many cows working at leather factories? That's just how cows hide.

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Dalmatian

David

I wonder when the very first Dalmatian was spotted?

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Cookie

David

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.

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Alligators

David

How do you treat a sick alligator? By giving it gator-aid.

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Gate Builders

David

Why don’t gate builders have any enemies? Because they always mend fences.

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Quick sand

David

I've got a sinking feeling that I'm in quick sand...

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Books

David

Do you know how a book gets to be so think? It’s a long story.

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SQL

David

A SQL query walks into a bar, approaches 2 tables, and asks "Can I join you?"

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Heaven

David

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake.

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Elevators

David

My first time in an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time, it really let me down.

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Cows

David

Why don't you see many cows working at leather factories? That's just how cows hide.

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Dalmatian

David

I wonder when the very first Dalmatian was spotted?

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Cookie

David

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.

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Alligators

David

How do you treat a sick alligator? By giving it gator-aid.

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