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Computers

David

What does a newborn computer call its father? Data.

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Penguins

David

Penguins don't like visiting Great Britain because they're afraid of Wales

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Sodium

David

I was trying to think of a sodium joke, but Na, I couldn't think of one.

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ATMs

David

If time is money, aren't ATMs time machines?

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Pizza

David

When my girlfriend dropped the last of the pizza, I was floored.

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Geology

David

Geology rocks, but geography is where it's at.

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Posture

David

I am fairly accurate at guessing if you have bad posture. It's always based on a hunch.

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Dirt

David

What do you call a donkey that rolls around hauling dirt? wheelburro.

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Keyboards

David

I got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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Trees

David

How do trees get on the internet? They log on.

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Computers

David

What does a newborn computer call its father? Data.

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Penguins

David

Penguins don't like visiting Great Britain because they're afraid of Wales

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Sodium

David

I was trying to think of a sodium joke, but Na, I couldn't think of one.

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ATMs

David

If time is money, aren't ATMs time machines?

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Pizza

David

When my girlfriend dropped the last of the pizza, I was floored.

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Geology

David

Geology rocks, but geography is where it's at.

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Posture

David

I am fairly accurate at guessing if you have bad posture. It's always based on a hunch.

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Dirt

David

What do you call a donkey that rolls around hauling dirt? wheelburro.

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Keyboards

David

I got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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Trees

David

How do trees get on the internet? They log on.

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