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Stutter

David

Why is it a bad thing for people with stutters to go to prison? They can never finish a sentence.

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Dogs

David

What's the best way to teach a dog to shake hands? Pawsitive reinforcement.

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Urine

David

Urine is gender fluid.

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Bread

David

A friend was pulling around a loaf of bread on a leash. "Nice dog!" I exclaimed. "Thanks", said my friend "It's a pure-bread."

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Zoo

David

I went to the zoo and saw an area with a bunch of loaves of bread in it. A sign above read "Bread in captivity."

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Bread

David

Why is bread so lazy? It just loafs around.

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The Moon

David

Have you seen the scenery on the moon? It's out of this world.

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Arguing

David

Never try to argue with a guitarist. They always strike a chord.

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Roman

David

A Roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says "I'd like five beers please."

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Termite

David

A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"

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Stutter

David

Why is it a bad thing for people with stutters to go to prison? They can never finish a sentence.

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Dogs

David

What's the best way to teach a dog to shake hands? Pawsitive reinforcement.

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Urine

David

Urine is gender fluid.

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Bread

David

A friend was pulling around a loaf of bread on a leash. "Nice dog!" I exclaimed. "Thanks", said my friend "It's a pure-bread."

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Zoo

David

I went to the zoo and saw an area with a bunch of loaves of bread in it. A sign above read "Bread in captivity."

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Bread

David

Why is bread so lazy? It just loafs around.

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The Moon

David

Have you seen the scenery on the moon? It's out of this world.

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Arguing

David

Never try to argue with a guitarist. They always strike a chord.

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Roman

David

A Roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says "I'd like five beers please."

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Termite

David

A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"

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