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Royalty

David 23 Aug 2018

What does the royal wall say when almost getting hit by a car while crossing the street in Brooklyn? "Hey I'm wallking here!"

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Recycling

David 22 Aug 2018

The worker at the recycling plant was sad. It was soda pressing.

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Cashiers

David 17 Aug 2018

The cashier at my favorite grocery store is always checking me out.

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Shapes

David 31 Jul 2018

My teacher taught us hexagons today. I reported them because they were too edgy.

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Anti-Gravity

David 31 Jul 2018

It's impossible to put this book on anti-gravity down.

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Pencil Theft

David 31 Jul 2018

My friend stole my pencil. A line was drawn that day.

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Shredding Cheese

David 31 Jul 2018

I always had issues shredding cheese. However, I have grater problems to deal with.

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Indecisive

David 31 Jul 2018

People were angry at me for being indecisive. I didn't know how to feel.

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Mirror

David 18 Jul 2018

I was thinking about buying this mirror for my room but was unsure if I liked it. I just needed to reflect on it for a bit.

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Pirates and Midgets

David 17 Jul 2018

What did the Midget say to the Pirate? Look me Eye to Aye and say that again!

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Royalty

David 23 Aug 2018

What does the royal wall say when almost getting hit by a car while crossing the street in Brooklyn? "Hey I'm wallking here!"

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Recycling

David 22 Aug 2018

The worker at the recycling plant was sad. It was soda pressing.

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Cashiers

David 17 Aug 2018

The cashier at my favorite grocery store is always checking me out.

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Shapes

David 31 Jul 2018

My teacher taught us hexagons today. I reported them because they were too edgy.

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Anti-Gravity

David 31 Jul 2018

It's impossible to put this book on anti-gravity down.

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Pencil Theft

David 31 Jul 2018

My friend stole my pencil. A line was drawn that day.

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Shredding Cheese

David 31 Jul 2018

I always had issues shredding cheese. However, I have grater problems to deal with.

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Indecisive

David 31 Jul 2018

People were angry at me for being indecisive. I didn't know how to feel.

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Mirror

David 18 Jul 2018

I was thinking about buying this mirror for my room but was unsure if I liked it. I just needed to reflect on it for a bit.

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Pirates and Midgets

David 17 Jul 2018

What did the Midget say to the Pirate? Look me Eye to Aye and say that again!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Royalty

Recycling

Cashiers

Shapes

Anti-Gravity

Pencil Theft

Shredding Cheese

Indecisive

Mirror

Pirates and Midgets

Royalty

Recycling

Cashiers

Shapes

Anti-Gravity

Pencil Theft

Shredding Cheese

Indecisive

Mirror

Pirates and Midgets

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Punatorium Merch

Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

Raindrops wearing bowties - Rainbow