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Are ants with male genitalia called uncles?
Why didn't the library that converted to a hotel every succeed? They were booked.
What is a cannibal's favorite to-go food? Finger food.
How do you throw a surprise party for the solar system? You planet!
Why don't children TV shows allow talking ducks? They try to avoid fowl language.
Why was the bed tester being chased by cops? They were resisting a rest.
Why did the young spider go to a coding boot camp? He wanted to become a web developer.
Why did the child start hitting their pancake? They preferred pound cake.
Why did the policeman smell bad? He was in the line of duty.
Why didn't the skeleton show up to the party? He didn't have the guts.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!