David - Punatorium (Page 11)

Cooking

David 21 Nov 2020

I was a member of a top secret cooking society until I spilled the beans.

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Potassium

David 19 Nov 2020

Do you know what the reaction sounds like when potassium comes into contact with oxygen? OK.

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Fish

David 17 Nov 2020

What kind of fish helps you hear better? A herring aid.

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Pans

David 15 Nov 2020

What's the biggest pan in the world? Japan.

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Pumpkin

David 13 Nov 2020

How do you repair smashed pumpkins? With a pumpkin patch!

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Pumpkins

David 29 Oct 2020

Why is it amazing that pumpkins are around on Halloween. They're usually flat from being squashed.

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Ghosts

David 28 Oct 2020

Where do fashionable ghosts shop? At the boo-tique.

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Pets

David 26 Oct 2020

I have the oldest living pet in the world. His name is Peeve.

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Locks

David 10 Oct 2020

Did you know locks will unlock with your voice? That's because communication is key.

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Ghosts

David 8 Oct 2020

Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.

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Cooking

David 21 Nov 2020

I was a member of a top secret cooking society until I spilled the beans.

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Potassium

David 19 Nov 2020

Do you know what the reaction sounds like when potassium comes into contact with oxygen? OK.

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Fish

David 17 Nov 2020

What kind of fish helps you hear better? A herring aid.

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Pans

David 15 Nov 2020

What's the biggest pan in the world? Japan.

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Pumpkin

David 13 Nov 2020

How do you repair smashed pumpkins? With a pumpkin patch!

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Pumpkins

David 29 Oct 2020

Why is it amazing that pumpkins are around on Halloween. They're usually flat from being squashed.

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Ghosts

David 28 Oct 2020

Where do fashionable ghosts shop? At the boo-tique.

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Pets

David 26 Oct 2020

I have the oldest living pet in the world. His name is Peeve.

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Locks

David 10 Oct 2020

Did you know locks will unlock with your voice? That's because communication is key.

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Ghosts

David 8 Oct 2020

Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Cooking

Potassium

Fish

Pans

Pumpkin

Pumpkins

Ghosts

Pets

Locks

Ghosts

Cooking

Potassium

Fish

Pans

Pumpkin

Pumpkins

Ghosts

Pets

Locks

Ghosts

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Punatorium Merch

Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

Raindrops wearing bowties - Rainbow