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Potential

David

That guy had a lot of potential until I dropped him .

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Golfer

David

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one.

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Coffee

David

Coffee isn't my cup of tea.

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Royal Toilet

David

The toilet in the poker addicted queen's bathroom has a deck of cards. There's always a royal flush.

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Poop Jokes

David

Poop jokes aren't my favorite, but they are a solid number 2.

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Sunshine

David

A day without sunshine is like, dark.

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No Arms

David

Did you hear about the guy with no arms and his sandwich? He didn't make it.

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Shrimp

David

What is it called when a shrimp kills another? A krilling spree!

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Guilty!

David

I paid the judge a pile of hay to get out of jail. He accepted my bale payment.

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Boomerang

David

A boomerang with computer RAM attached to it really brings back memories.

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Potential

David

That guy had a lot of potential until I dropped him .

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Golfer

David

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one.

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Coffee

David

Coffee isn't my cup of tea.

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Royal Toilet

David

The toilet in the poker addicted queen's bathroom has a deck of cards. There's always a royal flush.

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Poop Jokes

David

Poop jokes aren't my favorite, but they are a solid number 2.

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Sunshine

David

A day without sunshine is like, dark.

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No Arms

David

Did you hear about the guy with no arms and his sandwich? He didn't make it.

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Shrimp

David

What is it called when a shrimp kills another? A krilling spree!

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Guilty!

David

I paid the judge a pile of hay to get out of jail. He accepted my bale payment.

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Boomerang

David

A boomerang with computer RAM attached to it really brings back memories.

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