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Gluten

David

People with celiac disease that eat bread are really gluten for punishment.

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Leftovers

David

I don't understand why waiters always want to box my leftovers. I'd rather eat them.

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Ice cream

David

Why is everyone afraid of ice cream? It  gives them the chills.

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Deja Moo

David

Deja moo, the feeling you've heard that bull before

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Statues

David

Going out of business as a statue artist is really hitting rock bottom.

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Braille

David

Being good at reading Braille is easy once you get a feel for it.

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Train

David

Train operators really have their life on track.

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Kissing

David

I like to kiss flowers. I use tulips.

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Candy

David

Are you a candy bar? You're pretty sweet.

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Baby showers

David

My friends didn’t understand my reaction when I declined going to a baby shower.  It’s because I only use full size showers.

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Gluten

David

People with celiac disease that eat bread are really gluten for punishment.

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Leftovers

David

I don't understand why waiters always want to box my leftovers. I'd rather eat them.

Share :
Tags:

Ice cream

David

Why is everyone afraid of ice cream? It  gives them the chills.

Share :
Tags:

Deja Moo

David

Deja moo, the feeling you've heard that bull before

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Statues

David

Going out of business as a statue artist is really hitting rock bottom.

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Braille

David

Being good at reading Braille is easy once you get a feel for it.

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Train

David

Train operators really have their life on track.

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Tags:

Kissing

David

I like to kiss flowers. I use tulips.

Share :
Tags:

Candy

David

Are you a candy bar? You're pretty sweet.

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Baby showers

David

My friends didn’t understand my reaction when I declined going to a baby shower.  It’s because I only use full size showers.

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