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An eating utensil with 4 prongs is a fork. If it only has 3 prongs, it's a threek.
What is Uncle Sam's favorite snack? Fire-crackers!
A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"
What is a cannibal's favorite to-go food? Finger food.
How do you escape a giant whale after being eaten? You run until you're pooped out.
Why was the space rock tastier than the earth rock? It's a little meatier.
Why did the person get heartburn after eating the cake? They ate the candles.
What kind of cake does Peter Pan eat for his birthday? A Pan-cake.
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I ate a pencil once. I digested that sucker the old natural way. Yes, it was in fact a number 2 pencil.
I had a friend who would eat clocks for lunch. Eating with him was time consuming.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!