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Cold

David

What do you do when you get cold in your room? Stand in the corner because it's 90 degrees.

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Corona Virus

David

Making fun of the Corona virus is a sick joke.

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Hand Sanitizer

David

With all the sales, the inventor of hand sanitizer must really be rubbing it in these days.

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Flu shots

David

People who don't get flu shots make me sick.

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Stress

David

The flu can be just as stressful as COVID-19. It's just a different kind of strain.

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Flu shot

David

When you have a cold, getting the flu shot won't work compared to getting antibiotics. Guns aren't effective against the flu."

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Famous Flu

David

How does a flu become viral? From influenzas.

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Porcupine Flu

David

How do porcupines recover from the flu? NyQuill.

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Vinyl Records

David

I prefer buying all my music as vinyl records. It's very much a sound choice.

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Seat belts

David

Figuring out a seatbelt on an airplane is difficult at first until it clicks.

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Cold

David

What do you do when you get cold in your room? Stand in the corner because it's 90 degrees.

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Corona Virus

David

Making fun of the Corona virus is a sick joke.

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Hand Sanitizer

David

With all the sales, the inventor of hand sanitizer must really be rubbing it in these days.

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Flu shots

David

People who don't get flu shots make me sick.

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Stress

David

The flu can be just as stressful as COVID-19. It's just a different kind of strain.

Share :
Tags:

Flu shot

David

When you have a cold, getting the flu shot won't work compared to getting antibiotics. Guns aren't effective against the flu."

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Tags:

Famous Flu

David

How does a flu become viral? From influenzas.

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Porcupine Flu

David

How do porcupines recover from the flu? NyQuill.

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Vinyl Records

David

I prefer buying all my music as vinyl records. It's very much a sound choice.

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Seat belts

David

Figuring out a seatbelt on an airplane is difficult at first until it clicks.

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