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Flu shots

David 10 Mar 2020

People who don't get flu shots make me sick.

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Stress

David 9 Mar 2020

The flu can be just as stressful as COVID-19. It's just a different kind of strain.

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Flu shot

David 8 Mar 2020

When you have a cold, getting the flu shot won't work compared to getting antibiotics. Guns aren't effective against the flu."

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Famous Flu

David 7 Mar 2020

How does a flu become viral? From influenzas.

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Porcupine Flu

David 6 Mar 2020

How do porcupines recover from the flu? NyQuill.

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Vinyl Records

David 4 Mar 2020

I prefer buying all my music as vinyl records. It's very much a sound choice.

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Seat belts

David 2 Mar 2020

Figuring out a seatbelt on an airplane is difficult at first until it clicks.

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Fridges

David 1 Mar 2020

Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!

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Cats

David 29 Feb 2020

Why are cats so good at baking? They are natural whiskers.

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Gluten

David 27 Feb 2020

People with celiac disease that eat bread are really gluten for punishment.

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Flu shots

David 10 Mar 2020

People who don't get flu shots make me sick.

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Stress

David 9 Mar 2020

The flu can be just as stressful as COVID-19. It's just a different kind of strain.

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Flu shot

David 8 Mar 2020

When you have a cold, getting the flu shot won't work compared to getting antibiotics. Guns aren't effective against the flu."

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Famous Flu

David 7 Mar 2020

How does a flu become viral? From influenzas.

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Porcupine Flu

David 6 Mar 2020

How do porcupines recover from the flu? NyQuill.

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Vinyl Records

David 4 Mar 2020

I prefer buying all my music as vinyl records. It's very much a sound choice.

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Seat belts

David 2 Mar 2020

Figuring out a seatbelt on an airplane is difficult at first until it clicks.

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Fridges

David 1 Mar 2020

Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!

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Cats

David 29 Feb 2020

Why are cats so good at baking? They are natural whiskers.

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Gluten

David 27 Feb 2020

People with celiac disease that eat bread are really gluten for punishment.

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Flu shots

Stress

Flu shot

Famous Flu

Porcupine Flu

Vinyl Records

Seat belts

Fridges

Cats

Gluten

Flu shots

Stress

Flu shot

Famous Flu

Porcupine Flu

Vinyl Records

Seat belts

Fridges

Cats

Gluten

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Punatorium Merch

Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

Raindrops wearing bowties - Rainbow