one liner - Punatorium (Page 28)

Up hill

David 7 Sep 2019

I tried to go up hill but fell back down. The potential was there but it went down hill.

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Bees

David 5 Sep 2019

I wore pants made out of a hive where bees lived. It gave me a nice beehind.

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Recycling

David 3 Sep 2019

I tried to tell a joke about separating your garbage, but they heard it before. The joke was recycled.

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Pictures

David 1 Sep 2019

I took a picture of a garbage truck but had to delete it. It was too trashy.

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Music

David 30 Aug 2019

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music? Hip-pop.

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The Sun

David 28 Aug 2019

I'm always confused until someone sheds light on something. That's why without the sun, I'd be in the dark.

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Eating Utensils

David 26 Aug 2019

An eating utensil with 4 prongs is a fork. If it only has 3 prongs, it's a threek.

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Cemetery

David 24 Aug 2019

Working at a cemetery is fine as long as you don't get buried in your work.

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Marriage

David 22 Aug 2019

Being married has a nice ring to it.

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Ground

David 20 Aug 2019

I used to be mad at the ground but I forgave them. It is all under me now.

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Up hill

David 7 Sep 2019

I tried to go up hill but fell back down. The potential was there but it went down hill.

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Bees

David 5 Sep 2019

I wore pants made out of a hive where bees lived. It gave me a nice beehind.

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Recycling

David 3 Sep 2019

I tried to tell a joke about separating your garbage, but they heard it before. The joke was recycled.

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Pictures

David 1 Sep 2019

I took a picture of a garbage truck but had to delete it. It was too trashy.

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Music

David 30 Aug 2019

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music? Hip-pop.

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The Sun

David 28 Aug 2019

I'm always confused until someone sheds light on something. That's why without the sun, I'd be in the dark.

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Eating Utensils

David 26 Aug 2019

An eating utensil with 4 prongs is a fork. If it only has 3 prongs, it's a threek.

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Cemetery

David 24 Aug 2019

Working at a cemetery is fine as long as you don't get buried in your work.

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Marriage

David 22 Aug 2019

Being married has a nice ring to it.

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Ground

David 20 Aug 2019

I used to be mad at the ground but I forgave them. It is all under me now.

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Up hill

Bees

Recycling

Pictures

Music

The Sun

Eating Utensils

Cemetery

Marriage

Ground

Up hill

Bees

Recycling

Pictures

Music

The Sun

Eating Utensils

Cemetery

Marriage

Ground

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Punatorium Merch

Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

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