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Barber

David

I tried being a barber, I just couldn't cut it.

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Tailor

David

I tried working as a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for the job.

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Bear

David

I took a picture of a bear once. It was grizzly.

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Up hill

David

I tried to go up hill but fell back down. The potential was there but it went down hill.

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Bees

David

I wore pants made out of a hive where bees lived. It gave me a nice beehind.

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Recycling

David

I tried to tell a joke about separating your garbage, but they heard it before. The joke was recycled.

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Pictures

David

I took a picture of a garbage truck but had to delete it. It was too trashy.

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Music

David

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music? Hip-pop.

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The Sun

David

I'm always confused until someone sheds light on something. That's why without the sun, I'd be in the dark.

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Eating Utensils

David

An eating utensil with 4 prongs is a fork. If it only has 3 prongs, it's a threek.

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Barber

David

I tried being a barber, I just couldn't cut it.

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Tailor

David

I tried working as a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for the job.

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Bear

David

I took a picture of a bear once. It was grizzly.

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Up hill

David

I tried to go up hill but fell back down. The potential was there but it went down hill.

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Bees

David

I wore pants made out of a hive where bees lived. It gave me a nice beehind.

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Recycling

David

I tried to tell a joke about separating your garbage, but they heard it before. The joke was recycled.

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Pictures

David

I took a picture of a garbage truck but had to delete it. It was too trashy.

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Music

David

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music? Hip-pop.

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The Sun

David

I'm always confused until someone sheds light on something. That's why without the sun, I'd be in the dark.

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Eating Utensils

David

An eating utensil with 4 prongs is a fork. If it only has 3 prongs, it's a threek.

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