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Tree Questions

David 26 May 2017

Someone asked me a question about cutting down trees, but I was stumped. So I made up an answer on a limb.

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Bone Specialist

David 16 May 2017

I had a friend who adjusted bones for a living in Egypt. He was a Cairo-practor.

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Ant Genders

David 9 May 2017

Did you know that you can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it into water? If it sinks its girl ant, if it floats its boy ant.

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Lamp

David 18 Apr 2017

The wise guy thought he'd fix things by turning on the lamp without a bulb. It wasn't very bright.

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Tea

David 12 Apr 2017

Does drinking fresh tea come at a steep price?

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Pub

David 10 Apr 2017

My computer has an interstellar pub, it's a space bar.

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Castles

David 10 Apr 2017

What do you say to someone trying to enter the Beast's castle? Ring the door, Belle.

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Ariel's Father

David 10 Apr 2017

What did Ariel's father say when he was convincing people to do stuff? Try-tons.

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Under the Sea

David 10 Apr 2017

How can the Little Mermaid avoid all her problems under the sea? Go aerial.

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A whole new world

David 10 Apr 2017

Who was Jasmine attracted to? A-lad-in trouble.

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Tree Questions

David 26 May 2017

Someone asked me a question about cutting down trees, but I was stumped. So I made up an answer on a limb.

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Bone Specialist

David 16 May 2017

I had a friend who adjusted bones for a living in Egypt. He was a Cairo-practor.

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Ant Genders

David 9 May 2017

Did you know that you can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it into water? If it sinks its girl ant, if it floats its boy ant.

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Lamp

David 18 Apr 2017

The wise guy thought he'd fix things by turning on the lamp without a bulb. It wasn't very bright.

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Tea

David 12 Apr 2017

Does drinking fresh tea come at a steep price?

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Pub

David 10 Apr 2017

My computer has an interstellar pub, it's a space bar.

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Castles

David 10 Apr 2017

What do you say to someone trying to enter the Beast's castle? Ring the door, Belle.

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Ariel's Father

David 10 Apr 2017

What did Ariel's father say when he was convincing people to do stuff? Try-tons.

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Under the Sea

David 10 Apr 2017

How can the Little Mermaid avoid all her problems under the sea? Go aerial.

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A whole new world

David 10 Apr 2017

Who was Jasmine attracted to? A-lad-in trouble.

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Tree Questions

Bone Specialist

Ant Genders

Lamp

Tea

Pub

Castles

Ariel's Father

Under the Sea

A whole new world

Tree Questions

Bone Specialist

Ant Genders

Lamp

Tea

Pub

Castles

Ariel's Father

Under the Sea

A whole new world

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Punatorium Merch

Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

Raindrops wearing bowties - Rainbow