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David

A well developed joke always has a photo finish.

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Red Paint

David

I dumped a bucket of red paint on someone I thought was wearing a fur jacket. They weren't. I really mis-red the situation.

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Rich

David

I have a friend who's very rich. It's from all the fortune cookies they ate.

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Bagel

David

What kind of bagels fly? A plain bagel!

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Hearing

David

What do you call a protagonist with abnormally good hearing? A Super Hearo.

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Bunny

David

Why do bunnies get mad when they're covered in warm blankets? They always become hot cross bunnies.

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Karl Marx

David

Why did Karl Marx fail his grammar class in school? He couldn't capitalize.

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Speed Bumps

David

I was afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.

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Food Coloring

David

I accidentally swallowed food coloring. The doctor says I'm fine but I feel like I'm dyeing inside.

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Trash Collector

David

I got a job as a garbage man, but didn't have any training. I picked it up as I went along.

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Jokes

David

A well developed joke always has a photo finish.

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Red Paint

David

I dumped a bucket of red paint on someone I thought was wearing a fur jacket. They weren't. I really mis-red the situation.

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Rich

David

I have a friend who's very rich. It's from all the fortune cookies they ate.

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Bagel

David

What kind of bagels fly? A plain bagel!

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Hearing

David

What do you call a protagonist with abnormally good hearing? A Super Hearo.

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Bunny

David

Why do bunnies get mad when they're covered in warm blankets? They always become hot cross bunnies.

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Karl Marx

David

Why did Karl Marx fail his grammar class in school? He couldn't capitalize.

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Speed Bumps

David

I was afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.

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Food Coloring

David

I accidentally swallowed food coloring. The doctor says I'm fine but I feel like I'm dyeing inside.

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Trash Collector

David

I got a job as a garbage man, but didn't have any training. I picked it up as I went along.

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