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Where do pencils go on vacation? Pencilvania.
Did you know groups of fish have school everyday of the week?
When does the clock win? When it's one
How do dogs travel? By waggin'.
Where does the dog go when it loses its tail? The retail store.
If you put root beer in a square glass, does it become beer?
What do you call a waffle lying on a beach in California? Sandy eggo.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What is blue and doesn't weigh very much? Light blue.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!