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Why do Farmers like dubstep? They love it when the beet drops.
What computer is really good at singing? A Dell.
Where's a fortune teller's favorite place to take a vacation? Palm Beach.
Why do the nuclear scientists always have spouses? Because they're just so radiant!
Why do actors love their job so much? It's all play.
Why did the female deer need to take out a loan? She wanted a few bucks.
When do astronauts eat? At launch time!
Why are water droplets at high elevations tastier than at sea level? Because it's Mountain Dew.
Why can't dogs get MRIs? Only CAT scan!
Why was the Math textbook at the psychiatrist? Because it has a lot of problems that need to be worked out.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!