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Beef

David

Where does ground beef go to dance? The meatball!

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Parents

David

What super power do parents have? Supervision.

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Linguists

David

What are a linguist's favorite shoe to wear? Converse.

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Teeth

David

Why do you only get photos of teeth after a meal? That's the only time you get tooth pics!

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Clouds

David

How do clouds alleviate an itch? They find the nearest sky scraper.

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Apple

David

What can a whole apple do that a half apple can't do? It can look round.

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Gate Builders

David

Why don’t gate builders have any enemies? Because they always mend fences.

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Books

David

Do you know how a book gets to be so think? It’s a long story.

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Heaven

David

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake.

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Cows

David

Why don't you see many cows working at leather factories? That's just how cows hide.

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Beef

David

Where does ground beef go to dance? The meatball!

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Parents

David

What super power do parents have? Supervision.

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Linguists

David

What are a linguist's favorite shoe to wear? Converse.

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Teeth

David

Why do you only get photos of teeth after a meal? That's the only time you get tooth pics!

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Clouds

David

How do clouds alleviate an itch? They find the nearest sky scraper.

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Apple

David

What can a whole apple do that a half apple can't do? It can look round.

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Gate Builders

David

Why don’t gate builders have any enemies? Because they always mend fences.

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Books

David

Do you know how a book gets to be so think? It’s a long story.

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Heaven

David

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake.

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Cows

David

Why don't you see many cows working at leather factories? That's just how cows hide.

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