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Cars

David 14 May 2020

When do cars stop being cars? When they turn into a driveway.

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Lions

David 12 May 2020

Why can't lions ever be humble? They don't want to swallow their pride.

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Cow

David 9 May 2020

What do you call a cow that's been shot? Holy cow!

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Stocks

David 7 May 2020

I an avid investor in stocks. Chicken and beef are my forte. I have enough stocks to be considered a bouillionaire.

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Tombstone

David 5 May 2020

What is the kind of news you read from a tombstone? Grave news.

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Frisbee

David 3 May 2020

What do you call a broken frisbee? A friswas.

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Hide and go Seek

David 1 May 2020

I tried becoming a recruiter for a hide and go seek league, but good players are hard to find.

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Toilets

David 29 Apr 2020

What do you say when you accidentally walk in on God on the toilet? "Holy crap!"

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Garbage Truck

David 26 Apr 2020

Driving a garbage truck means you're a rubbish driver.

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Garden

David 21 Apr 2020

I suspected my neighbor would throw extra dirt in my garden. When I confronted them, they just shrugged. The plot thickens...

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Cars

David 14 May 2020

When do cars stop being cars? When they turn into a driveway.

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Lions

David 12 May 2020

Why can't lions ever be humble? They don't want to swallow their pride.

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Cow

David 9 May 2020

What do you call a cow that's been shot? Holy cow!

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Stocks

David 7 May 2020

I an avid investor in stocks. Chicken and beef are my forte. I have enough stocks to be considered a bouillionaire.

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Tombstone

David 5 May 2020

What is the kind of news you read from a tombstone? Grave news.

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Frisbee

David 3 May 2020

What do you call a broken frisbee? A friswas.

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Hide and go Seek

David 1 May 2020

I tried becoming a recruiter for a hide and go seek league, but good players are hard to find.

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Toilets

David 29 Apr 2020

What do you say when you accidentally walk in on God on the toilet? "Holy crap!"

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Garbage Truck

David 26 Apr 2020

Driving a garbage truck means you're a rubbish driver.

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Garden

David 21 Apr 2020

I suspected my neighbor would throw extra dirt in my garden. When I confronted them, they just shrugged. The plot thickens...

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Cars

Lions

Cow

Stocks

Tombstone

Frisbee

Hide and go Seek

Toilets

Garbage Truck

Garden

Cars

Lions

Cow

Stocks

Tombstone

Frisbee

Hide and go Seek

Toilets

Garbage Truck

Garden

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Punatorium Merch

Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

Raindrops wearing bowties - Rainbow