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House Building

David 20 Jul 2019

What's a cow's least favorite material for building homes with? Cottage cheese.

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Coders

David 17 Jul 2019

What do you call a coder who understands the importance of proper spelling? A pro-grammar.

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Sick Boats

David 15 Jul 2019

Where does a sick boat go to feel better? To the dock.

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Uncle Sam

David 14 Jul 2019

What is Uncle Sam's favorite snack? Fire-crackers!

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Captain Hook

David 10 Jul 2019

Where does captain hook buy his replacement hooks? At the second hand store.

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Trees

David 9 Jul 2019

What's the difference between a dogwood and a pine tree? The bark.

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Cross Eyed People

David 8 Jul 2019

Why do people with crossed eyes have difficulty keeping relationships? They can't help seeing other people on the side.

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Balloons

David 6 Jul 2019

What's a balloon's least favorite music genre? Pop music.

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Piano

David 5 Jul 2019

What happens when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A-flat miner.

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Beethoven

David 4 Jul 2019

Why doesn't Beethoven like chickens? All they ask for is "Bach, Bach Bach"

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House Building

David 20 Jul 2019

What's a cow's least favorite material for building homes with? Cottage cheese.

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Coders

David 17 Jul 2019

What do you call a coder who understands the importance of proper spelling? A pro-grammar.

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Sick Boats

David 15 Jul 2019

Where does a sick boat go to feel better? To the dock.

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Uncle Sam

David 14 Jul 2019

What is Uncle Sam's favorite snack? Fire-crackers!

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Captain Hook

David 10 Jul 2019

Where does captain hook buy his replacement hooks? At the second hand store.

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Trees

David 9 Jul 2019

What's the difference between a dogwood and a pine tree? The bark.

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Cross Eyed People

David 8 Jul 2019

Why do people with crossed eyes have difficulty keeping relationships? They can't help seeing other people on the side.

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Balloons

David 6 Jul 2019

What's a balloon's least favorite music genre? Pop music.

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Piano

David 5 Jul 2019

What happens when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A-flat miner.

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Beethoven

David 4 Jul 2019

Why doesn't Beethoven like chickens? All they ask for is "Bach, Bach Bach"

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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House Building

Coders

Sick Boats

Uncle Sam

Captain Hook

Trees

Cross Eyed People

Balloons

Piano

Beethoven

House Building

Coders

Sick Boats

Uncle Sam

Captain Hook

Trees

Cross Eyed People

Balloons

Piano

Beethoven

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Punatorium Merch

Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

Raindrops wearing bowties - Rainbow