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Penguins don't like visiting Great Britain because they're afraid of Wales
What do you call a donkey that rolls around hauling dirt? wheelburro.
Why can't lions ever be humble? They don't want to swallow their pride.
What do you call a cow that's been shot? Holy cow!
What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words? A Thesaurus.
Why don't they eat steaks on Star Wars? It's always Chewie.
How do porcupines recover from the flu? NyQuill.
Why are cats so good at baking? They are natural whiskers.
Deja moo, the feeling you've heard that bull before
People always tell me to get off my high horse. To that I say, neigh!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!