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Chairs

David

Most chairs are satin.

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Cars

David

When do cars stop being cars? When they turn into a driveway.

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Lions

David

Why can't lions ever be humble? They don't want to swallow their pride.

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Cow

David

What do you call a cow that's been shot? Holy cow!

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Stocks

David

I an avid investor in stocks. Chicken and beef are my forte. I have enough stocks to be considered a bouillionaire.

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Tombstone

David

What is the kind of news you read from a tombstone? Grave news.

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Frisbee

David

What do you call a broken frisbee? A friswas.

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Hide and go Seek

David

I tried becoming a recruiter for a hide and go seek league, but good players are hard to find.

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Toilets

David

What do you say when you accidentally walk in on God on the toilet? "Holy crap!"

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Garbage Truck

David

Driving a garbage truck means you're a rubbish driver.

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Chairs

David

Most chairs are satin.

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Cars

David

When do cars stop being cars? When they turn into a driveway.

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Lions

David

Why can't lions ever be humble? They don't want to swallow their pride.

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Cow

David

What do you call a cow that's been shot? Holy cow!

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Stocks

David

I an avid investor in stocks. Chicken and beef are my forte. I have enough stocks to be considered a bouillionaire.

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Tombstone

David

What is the kind of news you read from a tombstone? Grave news.

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Frisbee

David

What do you call a broken frisbee? A friswas.

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Hide and go Seek

David

I tried becoming a recruiter for a hide and go seek league, but good players are hard to find.

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Toilets

David

What do you say when you accidentally walk in on God on the toilet? "Holy crap!"

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Garbage Truck

David

Driving a garbage truck means you're a rubbish driver.

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