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What does a painter do when they get cold? Put on another coat.
What rank do you give someone with a cold? Hanker Chief.
Is it easy being not negative? |Absolutely|!
What do you do when you get cold in your room? Stand in the corner because it's 90 degrees.
How does a flu become viral? From influenzas.
How do porcupines recover from the flu? NyQuill.
Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!
Why are cats so good at baking? They are natural whiskers.
Why is everyone afraid of ice cream? It gives them the chills.
Why do rocks have the munchies? They're always stoned.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!