I knew a guy who lost everything below his left ankle. He was 1 foot shorter from then on.

I knew a guy who's foot was a mile long. Trimming his toenails was a big feet.

Did you hear about the person who left the party early by throwing a package of hay at people? I guess you could say they baled.

Why are Assembly programmers always wet? They work below C level.

They say that the average doesn't always represent the data accurately. I guess it just doesn't mean much.

Do you cough so much that your coworkers won't let you cough at work? Need a place to cough in? Buy a coffin!

I used to be very good with Microsoft Office. My skills Excel others'. I had a great Outlook on my skills until you stole it. I'll get it back though, you have my Word.

The best part about being a Web Browser is all the free cookies.

The best thing about Booleans is that even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

Log backups are generally a good thing to have unless it's in the toilet.