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Monorail

David

The person who invented the monorail must have had a one track mind.

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Rocks

David

Why do rocks have the munchies? They're always stoned.

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Puns

David

Telling bad puns is how eye roll.

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Wedding

David

A radio network operator held a wedding. I heard the reception was amazing.

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Angels

David

Why don't angels ever prepare for anything? They can just wing it.

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Clown

David

A clown held the door for me while walking into the store. It was a nice jester.

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Umbrellas

David

I don't trust umbrellas. They're kind of shady  

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Horse

David

People always tell me to get off my high horse. To that I say, neigh!

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Beer

David

What do you call a giant ship built out of beer cans? A boose cruise.

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Piano stores

David

Why do skeletons like piano stores? It's where they buy their organs!

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Monorail

David

The person who invented the monorail must have had a one track mind.

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Rocks

David

Why do rocks have the munchies? They're always stoned.

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Puns

David

Telling bad puns is how eye roll.

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Wedding

David

A radio network operator held a wedding. I heard the reception was amazing.

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Angels

David

Why don't angels ever prepare for anything? They can just wing it.

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Clown

David

A clown held the door for me while walking into the store. It was a nice jester.

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Umbrellas

David

I don't trust umbrellas. They're kind of shady  

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Horse

David

People always tell me to get off my high horse. To that I say, neigh!

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Beer

David

What do you call a giant ship built out of beer cans? A boose cruise.

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Piano stores

David

Why do skeletons like piano stores? It's where they buy their organs!

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