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Clocks

David 13 Nov 2018

I looked at the clocks at the horologist's store as I walked home. It was a good way to pass time.

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Paper

David 11 Nov 2018

I wrote a joke on a piece of paper, but it was tearable.

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Bed Tester

David 10 Nov 2018

Why was the bed tester being chased by cops? They were resisting a rest.

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Horse's Home

David 10 Nov 2018

I built a horse home that withstood a storm. It's stable.

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Squares

David 9 Nov 2018

I tried using a tower made of squares and triangles to reach the sky, but failed. I was out of shape.

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Coding Bootcamp

David 9 Nov 2018

Why did the young spider go to a coding boot camp? He wanted to become a web developer.

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Elevators

David 8 Nov 2018

Telling jokes on an elevator is humor on different levels.

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Music

David 7 Nov 2018

She fashioned a music note out of a pebble. It became rock music.

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Pancake

David 3 Nov 2018

Why did the child start hitting their pancake? They preferred pound cake.

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Bank

David 1 Nov 2018

I got fired from the bank because I lost interest in my work.

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Clocks

David 13 Nov 2018

I looked at the clocks at the horologist's store as I walked home. It was a good way to pass time.

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Paper

David 11 Nov 2018

I wrote a joke on a piece of paper, but it was tearable.

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Bed Tester

David 10 Nov 2018

Why was the bed tester being chased by cops? They were resisting a rest.

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Horse's Home

David 10 Nov 2018

I built a horse home that withstood a storm. It's stable.

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Squares

David 9 Nov 2018

I tried using a tower made of squares and triangles to reach the sky, but failed. I was out of shape.

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Coding Bootcamp

David 9 Nov 2018

Why did the young spider go to a coding boot camp? He wanted to become a web developer.

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Elevators

David 8 Nov 2018

Telling jokes on an elevator is humor on different levels.

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Music

David 7 Nov 2018

She fashioned a music note out of a pebble. It became rock music.

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Pancake

David 3 Nov 2018

Why did the child start hitting their pancake? They preferred pound cake.

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Bank

David 1 Nov 2018

I got fired from the bank because I lost interest in my work.

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Clocks

Paper

Bed Tester

Horse's Home

Squares

Coding Bootcamp

Elevators

Music

Pancake

Bank

Clocks

Paper

Bed Tester

Horse's Home

Squares

Coding Bootcamp

Elevators

Music

Pancake

Bank

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Punatorium Merch

Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

Raindrops wearing bowties - Rainbow