They say that no two people see colors the same way. Is color a pigment of your imagination?

If you wear cowboy clothes on a farm, are you ranch dressing?

I started a business building boats. Sails are through the roof!

[In a courtroom] "I hereby find you guilty of click-bait and sentence you to the electric chair. What is about to happen next will shock you"

I'm going to teach you to cook. Lettuce begin. First you pick your fish for the halibut. Add some seasonings lightly, don't run out of thyme now!

To argue against a fact, I used a ruler in my kitchen as a counter measure.

That person is booking it for the library!

The inventor of the knock knock joke received a no-bell-prize.

Where would you go, if you were thirsty for a carbonated drink, but not that thirsty? Minisoda

Can you imagine how much deeper the ocean would be if it weren't for sponges?