one liner - Punatorium (Page 9)

Owls

David 17 Dec 2020

Why are owls who lose their voice such rebels? They don't give a hoot.

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Bath

David 15 Dec 2020

Last I time I took a bath I got a sunburn. Last time I try sunbathing!

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Pork Roast

David 13 Dec 2020

When I'm sad, I like to make pork roast. This gives me a shoulder to cry on.

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Missionary

David 11 Dec 2020

What is a missionary's favorite type of car? A convertible.

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Coin

David 11 Dec 2020

I tried to solve a problem by flipping a coin, but it was a toss-up.

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Morning

David 9 Dec 2020

I stayed up all night because I couldn't figure out where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me.

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Construction

David 7 Dec 2020

I'd tell you a construction joke, but I'm still working on it.

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Upholstery

David 5 Dec 2020

My friend fell into an upholstery machine. He was recovered.

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Chemists

David 3 Dec 2020

Chemists are great problem solvers because they always have solutions.

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Smarter

David 1 Dec 2020

Which is smarter, longitude or latitude? Longitude, because it has 360 degrees.

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Owls

David 17 Dec 2020

Why are owls who lose their voice such rebels? They don't give a hoot.

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Bath

David 15 Dec 2020

Last I time I took a bath I got a sunburn. Last time I try sunbathing!

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Pork Roast

David 13 Dec 2020

When I'm sad, I like to make pork roast. This gives me a shoulder to cry on.

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Missionary

David 11 Dec 2020

What is a missionary's favorite type of car? A convertible.

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Coin

David 11 Dec 2020

I tried to solve a problem by flipping a coin, but it was a toss-up.

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Morning

David 9 Dec 2020

I stayed up all night because I couldn't figure out where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me.

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Construction

David 7 Dec 2020

I'd tell you a construction joke, but I'm still working on it.

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Upholstery

David 5 Dec 2020

My friend fell into an upholstery machine. He was recovered.

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Chemists

David 3 Dec 2020

Chemists are great problem solvers because they always have solutions.

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Smarter

David 1 Dec 2020

Which is smarter, longitude or latitude? Longitude, because it has 360 degrees.

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Owls

Bath

Pork Roast

Missionary

Coin

Morning

Construction

Upholstery

Chemists

Smarter

Owls

Bath

Pork Roast

Missionary

Coin

Morning

Construction

Upholstery

Chemists

Smarter

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Punatorium Merch

Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

Raindrops wearing bowties - Rainbow