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Angels

David

Why don't angels ever prepare for anything? They can just wing it.

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Beer

David

What do you call a giant ship built out of beer cans? A boose cruise.

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Piano stores

David

Why do skeletons like piano stores? It's where they buy their organs!

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Java

David

Why wasn't the Java developer able to read any of their code? Because they didn't C#.

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Turkey

David

What's a turkey's favorite song? "All about that baste"

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Romans

David

What do you call a Roman warrior who is always happy? A gladiator.

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Acid

David

What do you call an acid that's a jerk? Amino acid.

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Runners

David

What do professional runners eat before a race? Fast food.

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Black Eyed Peas

David

What did the band the Black Eyed Peas say after going to the dentist?  🎶🎵 I've got a filling! 🎶🎵

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Encouraging

David

What do you call an encouraging sith lord? A moti-Vader.

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Angels

David

Why don't angels ever prepare for anything? They can just wing it.

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Beer

David

What do you call a giant ship built out of beer cans? A boose cruise.

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Piano stores

David

Why do skeletons like piano stores? It's where they buy their organs!

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Java

David

Why wasn't the Java developer able to read any of their code? Because they didn't C#.

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Turkey

David

What's a turkey's favorite song? "All about that baste"

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Romans

David

What do you call a Roman warrior who is always happy? A gladiator.

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Acid

David

What do you call an acid that's a jerk? Amino acid.

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Runners

David

What do professional runners eat before a race? Fast food.

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Black Eyed Peas

David

What did the band the Black Eyed Peas say after going to the dentist?  🎶🎵 I've got a filling! 🎶🎵

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Encouraging

David

What do you call an encouraging sith lord? A moti-Vader.

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