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Mountains

David

Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill-areas.

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Headstone

David

Making a typo on a headstone could be a grave mistake.

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Linguists

David

What are a linguist's favorite shoe to wear? Converse.

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Teeth

David

Why do you only get photos of teeth after a meal? That's the only time you get tooth pics!

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Clouds

David

How do clouds alleviate an itch? They find the nearest sky scraper.

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Best Time

David

6:30 is the best time on the clock. Hands down.

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Apple

David

What can a whole apple do that a half apple can't do? It can look round.

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Gate Builders

David

Why don’t gate builders have any enemies? Because they always mend fences.

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Quick sand

David

I've got a sinking feeling that I'm in quick sand...

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Books

David

Do you know how a book gets to be so think? It’s a long story.

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Mountains

David

Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill-areas.

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Headstone

David

Making a typo on a headstone could be a grave mistake.

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Linguists

David

What are a linguist's favorite shoe to wear? Converse.

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Teeth

David

Why do you only get photos of teeth after a meal? That's the only time you get tooth pics!

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Clouds

David

How do clouds alleviate an itch? They find the nearest sky scraper.

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Best Time

David

6:30 is the best time on the clock. Hands down.

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Apple

David

What can a whole apple do that a half apple can't do? It can look round.

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Gate Builders

David

Why don’t gate builders have any enemies? Because they always mend fences.

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Quick sand

David

I've got a sinking feeling that I'm in quick sand...

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Books

David

Do you know how a book gets to be so think? It’s a long story.

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