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I always invite the mushroom to the raves I go to. He's a fungi.
I looked at the clocks at the horologist's store as I walked home. It was a good way to pass time.
I wrote a joke on a piece of paper, but it was tearable.
Why was the bed tester being chased by cops? They were resisting a rest.
I built a horse home that withstood a storm. It's stable.
I tried using a tower made of squares and triangles to reach the sky, but failed. I was out of shape.
Why did the young spider go to a coding boot camp? He wanted to become a web developer.
Telling jokes on an elevator is humor on different levels.
She fashioned a music note out of a pebble. It became rock music.
Why did the child start hitting their pancake? They preferred pound cake.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!