David - Punatorium (Page 38)

Riding Horses

David 19 Nov 2018

I am always afraid of riding my horse in the dark, but she's a night mare.

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Ducks

David 15 Nov 2018

Why don't children TV shows allow talking ducks? They try to avoid fowl language.

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Mushrooms

David 14 Nov 2018

I always invite the mushroom to the raves I go to. He's a fungi.

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Clocks

David 13 Nov 2018

I looked at the clocks at the horologist's store as I walked home. It was a good way to pass time.

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Paper

David 11 Nov 2018

I wrote a joke on a piece of paper, but it was tearable.

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Bed Tester

David 10 Nov 2018

Why was the bed tester being chased by cops? They were resisting a rest.

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Horse's Home

David 10 Nov 2018

I built a horse home that withstood a storm. It's stable.

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Squares

David 9 Nov 2018

I tried using a tower made of squares and triangles to reach the sky, but failed. I was out of shape.

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Coding Bootcamp

David 9 Nov 2018

Why did the young spider go to a coding boot camp? He wanted to become a web developer.

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Elevators

David 8 Nov 2018

Telling jokes on an elevator is humor on different levels.

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Riding Horses

David 19 Nov 2018

I am always afraid of riding my horse in the dark, but she's a night mare.

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Ducks

David 15 Nov 2018

Why don't children TV shows allow talking ducks? They try to avoid fowl language.

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Mushrooms

David 14 Nov 2018

I always invite the mushroom to the raves I go to. He's a fungi.

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Clocks

David 13 Nov 2018

I looked at the clocks at the horologist's store as I walked home. It was a good way to pass time.

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Paper

David 11 Nov 2018

I wrote a joke on a piece of paper, but it was tearable.

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Bed Tester

David 10 Nov 2018

Why was the bed tester being chased by cops? They were resisting a rest.

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Horse's Home

David 10 Nov 2018

I built a horse home that withstood a storm. It's stable.

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Squares

David 9 Nov 2018

I tried using a tower made of squares and triangles to reach the sky, but failed. I was out of shape.

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Coding Bootcamp

David 9 Nov 2018

Why did the young spider go to a coding boot camp? He wanted to become a web developer.

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Elevators

David 8 Nov 2018

Telling jokes on an elevator is humor on different levels.

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Riding Horses

Ducks

Mushrooms

Clocks

Paper

Bed Tester

Horse's Home

Squares

Coding Bootcamp

Elevators

Riding Horses

Ducks

Mushrooms

Clocks

Paper

Bed Tester

Horse's Home

Squares

Coding Bootcamp

Elevators

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Punatorium Merch

Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

Raindrops wearing bowties - Rainbow