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Four Wheels

David

What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

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Brown

David

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Blue

David

What is blue and doesn't weigh very much? Light blue.

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Metal

David

After some trouble, I managed to barter for some raw metal. It was an ore deal.

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Steak v2

David

For real though, with out steak, I'd have a cow.

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Steak

David

I really wanted a rare steak, but the waiter said he couldn't find a steak made of unicorn.

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Tortillas

David

I didn't think they'd mind that I overcooked their tortilla, but they told me we needed to taco bout it.

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Tree Questions

David

Someone asked me a question about cutting down trees, but I was stumped. So I made up an answer on a limb.

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Big

David

I tried to understand why the guy was so large, but he was ambiguous

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Corn

David

You allergic to corn? No? Good I've got some corny jokes for you.

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Four Wheels

David

What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

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Brown

David

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Blue

David

What is blue and doesn't weigh very much? Light blue.

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Metal

David

After some trouble, I managed to barter for some raw metal. It was an ore deal.

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Steak v2

David

For real though, with out steak, I'd have a cow.

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Steak

David

I really wanted a rare steak, but the waiter said he couldn't find a steak made of unicorn.

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Tortillas

David

I didn't think they'd mind that I overcooked their tortilla, but they told me we needed to taco bout it.

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Tree Questions

David

Someone asked me a question about cutting down trees, but I was stumped. So I made up an answer on a limb.

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Big

David

I tried to understand why the guy was so large, but he was ambiguous

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Corn

David

You allergic to corn? No? Good I've got some corny jokes for you.

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