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My waffle maker made tiny waffle cars. It's the only time I enjoyed a traffic jam.
When do astronauts eat? At launch time!
When I'm sad, I like to make pork roast. This gives me a shoulder to cry on.
Why is it amazing that pumpkins are around on Halloween. They're usually flat from being squashed.
Where does ground beef go to dance? The meatball!
What can a whole apple do that a half apple can't do? It can look round.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.
What does a clock do when it's still hungry? It goes back four seconds.
A pie in the Bahamas costs about $4 per pie, but that's because they're stolen. That's the pie rate of the Caribbean.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!